https://thenickelscreen.com/2017/06/04/how-wonder-woman-should-have-ended/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wonder-woman-bracers.jpgWonder Woman Bracershttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wonder-woman-team.jpgWonder Woman Teamhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wonder-woman-running.jpgWonder Woman Runninghttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/chris-pine.jpgChris Pinehttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wonder-woman-poster.jpgWonder Woman Poster2017-06-19T03:00:41+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/09/25/killer-elite-yvonne-strahovski-can%e2%80%99t-bale-out-this-one/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/yvonne.jpgYvonnehttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/1-cent.png1 Centhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/unbearable-crap.pngUnbearable Craphttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/killer-elite-statham-de-niro.jpgKiller Elite Statham De NiroWhat happened to you, De Niro?https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/killer-elite-movie-poster.jpgKiller-Elite-Movie-Poster2013-06-20T04:16:48+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2012/12/17/the-hobbit-an-unexciting-journey/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the-hobbit-eagle-2.jpgThe Hobbit Eagle 2https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the-hobbit-trolls.jpgThe Hobbit TrollsThis scene especially made me feel like Peter Jackson was trolling the audience.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the-hobbit-bilbo.jpgThe Hobbit BilboEveryone's pretty confused about Gandalf's decision.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/the-hobbit-poster.jpgThe-Hobbit-PosterThe best part of the journey is out of the theater.2026-02-03T13:45:30+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2012/04/18/the-cabin-in-the-woods-explained-its-a-giant-metaphor/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/spectacular-gold-2.pngSpectacular Gold 2https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/5-cents.png5 Centshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/the-cabin-in-the-woods-fear.jpgThe Cabin in the Woods FearThis is how you used to feel after watching a character decide to go down into the basement alone, but no longer!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/the-cabin-in-the-woods-mirror.jpgThe Cabin in the Woods MirrorBest way to see boobs? One-way mirror, of course!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/the-cabin-in-the-woods-facility.jpgThe Cabin in the Woods FacilityGotta bring a cooler to the horrible, graphic, slaughter.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/the-cabin-in-the-woods-basement.jpgThe Cabin in the Woods Basementhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/the-cabin-in-the-woods-poster.jpgPerhaps a better title: The Cabin in the Air?2024-03-03T04:51:01+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2012/03/20/john-carter-and-its-infinite-flaws-sex-goals-and-telegrams/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/unbearable-crap.pngUnbearable Craphttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/1-5-cents.png1.5 Centshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/john-carter-hot.jpgPictured: Character Motivationhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/john-carter-dog-thing.jpgJohn Carter Dog ThingThe best character in the movie, and I don't even know his name.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/john-carter-beard.jpgJohn Carter BeardLookin' Goodhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/john-carter-romance.jpgJohn Carter RomanceI probably shouldn't be complaining. That's basically my main motivation.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/john-carter-confused.jpgJohn Carter ConfusedThis was taken just after they asked him what the movie was about.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/john-carter-kirk-nomad.jpgJohn Carter Kirk Nomadhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/john-carter-mark-strong.jpgjohn-carter-mark-strongI should have known Mark Strong was evil because, well, he's always evil.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/john-carter-poster.jpgJohn Carter PosterTechnically a way to spend your time!2014-01-08T19:45:16+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/12/07/w3-mulholland-drive-or-what-the-fuck-is-happening-by-david-lynch/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mulholland-drive-kiss.jpgA lot more sexiness happens too. Mulholland Dr. earns its R rating in the best way possible.How can you not want to watch the movie where THIS happens?https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/mulholland_drive_ver1.jpgIt's actually about the doctor of Mulholland2012-04-06T09:10:03+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/12/05/the-muppets-kidnap-our-hearts/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-muppets-kermit.jpgThe Muppets KermitEven their posters are great parodies!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-muppets-tex-richman.jpgThe Muppets Tex RichmanManiacal Laughhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-muppets-thug-life.jpgThe Muppets Thug LifeThug Lifehttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-muppets-crew.jpgThe Muppets Crewhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-muppets.jpgThe Muppets2012-04-06T09:11:15+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/10/27/the-three-musketeers-orlando-bloom-successfully-acts/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-three-musketeers-blonde-ropes.pngThe Three Musketeers Blonde Ropeshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-three-musketeers-eye-patch.jpgThe Three Musketeers Eye PatchBecause evil scoffs at depth perception.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-three-musketeers-cardinal.jpgThe Three Musketeers CardinalThat book obviously isn't the rules of chess.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-three-musketeers-kiss.jpgThe Three Musketeers KissHe just witted the hell out of her.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-three-musketeers-fight.jpgThe Three Musketeers Fighthttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pirates.pngPirateshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-three-musketeers-poster.jpgThe Three Musketeers PosterA Stabbingly Good Time!2013-02-17T20:48:49+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/the-nine-alignments-of-movies/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/alignments-7.pngThe Nine Alignmentshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/alignments-61.pngThe Nine Alignmentshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/alignments-6.pngThe Nine Alignmentshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/russ-gravatar.pngRuss GravatarWritten by Russ Nickel2011-12-29T17:54:43+00:00weekly0.6https://thenickelscreen.com/2011/10/16/real-steel-atom-the-sparring-bot-is-the-new-rocky/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/spectacular-crap.pngSpectacular Craphttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/3-5-cents.png3.5 Centshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/real-steel-atom.jpgReal Steel Atomhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/real-steel-atom-training.jpgReal Steel Atom Traininghttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rocky-poster-real-steel1.jpgRocky Poster Real Steelhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rocky-poster-real-steel.jpgRocky Poster Real Steelhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/real-steel-poster.jpgReal-Steel-posterSteel Yourself Against the Unrealistic2013-04-29T04:32:40+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/02/13/true-grit-cowboys-acting-serious/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/russ-gravatar.pngruss-gravatarWritten by Russ Nickelhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/87986_truegrit.jpgI swear to god, if you bring that spoon any closer!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/true_grit_jeff_bridges.jpgThe Drunken Warrior2011-10-16T10:40:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/03/14/paul-review/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/paul-paul.jpgPaul Paulhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/paul-characters.jpgPaul-movie-image-Simon-Pegg-Nick-Frost-comic-conhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/paul-poster.jpgPaul Poster2011-10-16T10:38:12+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/04/14/flashback-review-v-for-vendetta/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/v-for-vendetta-quote.pngMy artistic skills know no bounds.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/v-for-vendetta-v.jpgFaith through FEAR!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/v-for-vendetta-poster.jpgI usually like it when Natalie Portman has hair.2012-06-04T11:06:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/04/26/source-code-should-get-with-the-program/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/source-code-jake.jpgHow can I stay mad at that face?https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/source-code-kiss.jpgSomeday I'll be able to pull girls this hot in 8 minuteshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/source-code-poster.jpgEven he's running from the movie2011-10-16T10:36:18+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/04/30/flashback-review-psycho-an-unbalanced-film/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/psycho-scream.pngShe's screaming because killing off your main character is scaryhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/psycho-scream.jpgShe's screaming because killing off your main character is scaryhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/psycho-bates-motel.jpgIf she didn't realize how creepy that place was, she had it comin'https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/psycho-poster.pngSpoiler Alert: Someone is killed in a showerhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/psycho-poster.gifSpoiler Alert: Someone is killed in a showerhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/psycho-poster.jpgSpoiler: Someone is killed in the shower2011-10-16T10:36:08+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/05/05/fast-five-aka-vin-diesel-beats-the-shit-out-of-the-rock/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fast-five-vault.jpgIt makes no sense, but it looks great!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fast-five-jump.jpgAs long as they jump correctly, the 500 foot fall will be harmless.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fast-five-vin-diesel-vs-the-rock.jpgThis right here is the whole reason this movie existshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fast-five-poster.jpgI can't wait to find out what the 6th one is called.2012-06-10T13:30:31+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/05/10/thor-a-magical-ride-on-the-bifrost-bridge/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thor-heimdall.jpgThor HeimdallBe worried, children. Heimdall sees EVERYTHINGhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thor-and-natalie.jpgI am going to be so attracted to their children. Err, you know, when they're grown up.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thor-chiseled.jpgYou know, for a crazy homeless person, he's pretty cut.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thor-poster.jpgBy Grabthar's hammer, by the Sons of Warvan, you shall be...avenged!”2011-10-16T10:34:12+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/06/06/x-men-first-class%e2%80%94friendship-in-the-time-of-the-cuban-missile-crisis-or-magneto-turns-evil-and-xavier-gets-a-new-ride/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/x-men-beast-mystique.jpgX Men Beast MystiqueAll I have to win over the ladies is hang upside down by my feet? It's so simple! Why didn't I see it before?https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/x-men-group.jpgX Men GroupThey look normal enough, well, except for their movie-star attractiveness levels.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/x-men-poster.jpgX Men PosterAnd a First Class film it was!2013-01-30T10:39:51+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/07/07/transformers-dark-of-the-moon-a-k-a-sentinel-prime-cybertron-vs-physics/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/transformers-patrick-dempsey.jpgTransformers Patrick DempseySex AND Villainy. Is there anything that guy doesn't have?https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/galaxy-quest-sigourney-weaver2.pngGalaxy Quest Sigourney Weaver2https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/galaxy-quest-sigourney-weaver.jpgGalaxy Quest Sigourney WeaverLook! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay? https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/transformers-sentinel-prime-comic-flat.pngTransformers Sentinel Prime Comic FlatSelf-explanatory.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/transformers-sam.jpgTransformers SamLook at that smug face. Sickening.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/transformers-girl.jpgTransformers GirlIf this were an earlier Transformers film, I'd be able to find a way more revealing screenshot of the girl.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/transformers-poster.jpgTransformers PosterHe is Optimus Prime.2012-08-01T21:43:32+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/07/21/harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows-part-2-dragons-dark-lords-and-some-hot-ron-on-hermione-action/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/harry-potter-emma-watson.jpgHarry Potter Emma WatsonPerfection. Who knew Hermione would get so hot?https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/harry-potter-trio.jpgHarry Potter TrioWho knew Hermione would get so hot?https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/harry-potter-neville.jpgHarry Potter NevilleBadass.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/harry-potter-dragon.jpgHarry Potter DragonPoor little guy.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/toothless.jpgToothlesshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ron-and-hermione.jpgRon and HermioneJust look at that chemistry!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/harry-potter-forcefield.jpgHarry Potter ForcefieldIt's a Trap! Oh wait, nvm. The shield's totally down.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/voldemort.jpgVoldemorthttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/harry-potter-poster.jpgHarry Potter PosterSlogan's a little dramatic. I'm pretty sure there are a few things that are still going.2023-10-30T17:16:32+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/08/10/rise-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-%e2%80%93-caesar-vs-draco-malfoy/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rise-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-crew.jpgRise of the Planet of the Apes CrewEpic.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rise-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-virus.jpgRise of the Planet of the Apes VirusHasn't Franco ever seen a zombie movie? Virus = badhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rise-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-draco.jpgRise of the Planet of the Apes DracoMan, I hate that guyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rise-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-poster.jpgRise of the Planet of the Apes PosterJust look at that lovable face!2011-10-16T10:28:20+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/09/12/midnight-in-paris-hemingway-fitzgerald-and-dali-oh-my/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/midnightinparis_still_3.jpgMidnightInParis_Still_3Just look at that horrible, horrible smile. That guy sucks.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/hemingway.jpgla-et-corey-stollChampion of writing world.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/midnight-in-paris-2011-still-owen-wilson-rachel-mcadams.jpgMidnight-in-Paris-2011-Still-Owen-Wilson-Rachel-McAdamsSo hot, but so very very bitchy.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/midnight-in-paris-poster.jpgMidnight in Paris PosterHistorians recently unearthed this rare first draft of Van Gogh's work.2014-10-09T00:16:07+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/09/21/contagion-is-catching-%e2%80%93-a-k-a-matt-damon-does-nothing/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/contagion-press-conference.jpgContagion Press ConferenceHere's some characters holding a thrilling press conference.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/contagion-science.jpgContagion ScienceIn this thrilling scene, we get a long explanation of science!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/contagion-poster-1.jpgContagion-Poster-1This movie just wasn't that sick.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2-cents.png2 Centshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/standard-crap.pngStandard Crap2012-08-01T22:01:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/09/29/moneyball%e2%80%94the-art-of-winning-via-beane-counting/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/4-cents.png4 Centshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/moneyball-pitt.jpgMoneyball PittIt's no Troy, but it'll do.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/moneyball-pitt-hill.jpgMoneyball Pitt HillDon't worry. Jonah Hill's still chubby for this one.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/moneyball-poster.jpgmoneyball-posterI would certainly love to happen upon a ball of money.2014-10-08T23:58:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/09/28/w3-%e2%80%93-moon-%e2%80%93-sam-rockwell-and-kevin-spacey-steal-the-show/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/moon.jpgjobtitle_1Sht_JOBNOhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/spectacular-gold-2.pngSpectacular Gold 2https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3-5-cents.png3.5 Cents2024-11-04T10:23:59+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/09/21/w3-%e2%80%93-a-wrinkle-in-time-%e2%80%93-you-will-love-it/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/a-wrinkle-in-time-poster.jpgA Wrinkle In Time Poster2011-09-21T10:43:24+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/09/17/top-5-twist-movies/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-sixth-sense.jpgThe Sixth Sensehttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/identity-poster.jpgidentity posterhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/fight-club-movie-poster-1999-1020215604.jpgfight-club-movie-poster-1999-1020215604https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/planet-of-the-apes-posters.jpegplanet-of-the-apes-postershttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-usual-suspects.jpgThe Usual Suspectshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/twist-movie.pngTwist Movie2012-08-01T21:57:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/09/14/w3-%e2%80%93-mystery-men-%e2%80%93-shovels-spoons-and-fury/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mystery-men-poster.jpgMystery Men Poster2011-09-14T19:49:33+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/09/09/top-5-friday-%e2%80%93-action-thrillers-in-a-confined-space/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/action-hero-confined-space.pngAction Hero Confined Spacehttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/die-hard-poster.jpgDie Hard Posterhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/air-force-one-poster.jpgAir Force One Posterhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-negotiator-poster.jpgThe Negotiator Posterhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/con-air-poster.jpgCon Air Posterhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/die-hard-2-poster.jpgDie Hard 2 Posterhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nickel.jpgNickelhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/4-pennies.png4 Pennieshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/3-pennies.png3 Pennieshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/2-pennies.png2 Pennies2011-09-22T05:04:53+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/09/07/w3-mumford-%e2%80%93-quirky-clever-and-totally-unknown/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mumford-poster.jpgMumford Poster2011-09-09T04:35:02+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2010/07/06/the-last-airbender-worst-film-of-all-time/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/the-last-airbender.jpgThe Last Airbender: or Shit! I think I walked into the wrong theater and now the door are locked for some reason. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO2019-07-24T02:12:49+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2010/07/23/inception-a-dream-come-true-or-maybe-implanted/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/inception.jpgYou know when things are so crazy, you get your thoughts trapped, like in a bottle.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/inception-poem1.pngInception Poem2011-08-10T09:59:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2010/10/18/the-social-network-talk-fast-live-faster/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/the-social-network.jpgAnagrams people. They're anagrams.2011-08-10T09:59:28+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2010/10/27/red-bruce-willis-blows-shit-up/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/red.jpgAs an English major, RED always meant Read Every Day2011-08-10T09:58:57+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2010/12/20/tron-legacy-get-a-clu-quorrantine-the-grid/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/tron-legacy.jpgTron Legacy2012-08-01T21:03:36+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/01/17/tangled-best-disney-movie-in-years-maybe-ever/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/tangled.jpgTangled Poster2012-12-05T20:50:16+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/01/19/the-green-hornet-cameron-diaz-attempts-to-act/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/the-green-hornet.jpgThe Green Hornet2011-08-10T09:58:24+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/01/31/season-of-the-witch-demons-camp-and-nicolas-cage/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/season-of-the-witch.jpgDon't miss out on another fine example of Nicolas Cage pretending to act!2011-08-10T09:57:56+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/02/26/i-am-number-four-twilight-michael-bay-smallville/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dianna-i-am-number-four-promotional-photoshoot-dianna-agron-18435567-400-600.jpgWho wouldn't want to watch them for two hours?https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/i_am_number_four_hands_glow1-1024x676.jpgIf I got to pick a superpower, I would so choose Flashlight Hands.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/twilight-plus-michael-bay2.pngI've Created A Monster!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dr-evil-scott.jpgOur early ideas for a script went through several rewrites. Numbers one through three were complete failures! But now, ladies and gentlemen, we...well, we still have a failure, but we only got paid to go up to number four...Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H. [Scott snickers] Dr. Evil: What? Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass. 2011-08-10T09:57:37+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/03/16/the-adjustment-bureau-angels-doors-and-boredom/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/adjustment-bureau-012.jpgTrue Love? Or just plan version .5https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/adjustment-bureau-hats.jpgJust look at those Hats! So much power!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-adjustment-bureau-poster.jpgThey're running right next to the words and don't even see them!2011-08-10T09:56:36+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/03/22/battle-los-angeles-marines-vs-aliens-starcraft-anyone/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/battle-los-angeles-nantz.jpgNantz = Best guy ever.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/battle-los-angeles-battle.jpgSo much aliens! You'd stay awake too, if you knew the truth.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/battle-los-angeles-poster.jpgSpoiler Alert: Los Angeles gets F'd up.2011-08-10T09:56:20+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/04/01/sucker-punch-mindbending-and-awesome/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sucker-punch-girls.jpgWho am I kidding? They're all hot.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sucker-punch-girl.jpgOk, I admit it. She's really hot too.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sucker-punch-poster.jpgSweet Pea was definitely the hottest. Check out that cowl!2013-09-18T19:06:47+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/02/27/unknown-liam-neeson-vs-a-taxi/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/unknown-january-jones.pngIf he does have a wife, he has a damn good-looking one.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/unknown.jpgLiam Neeson always looks badass.2011-06-07T20:23:06+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/06/04/pirates-of-the-caribbean-on-stranger-tides-a-k-a-mermaids-zombies-blackbeard/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pirates-of-the-caribbean-blackbeard.jpgPirates of the Caribbean Blackbeard"Woah. Watch Where You Point That Thing: An in depth analysis about On Stranger Tides being the tale of Blackbeard compensating."https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pirates-of-the-caribbean-mermaid.jpgPirates of the Caribbean MermaidAww, look how cute she is when she's not eating you.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pirates-of-the-caribbean-poster.jpgPirates of the Caribbean PosterArr. It be a good enough film.2016-07-14T23:37:00+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/05/24/the-nine-alignments-of-movies/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/alignments-71.pngThe Nine Alignmentshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dungeon-masters-guide.jpgDungeon Master's GuideDoesn't a game that takes place in you collective imagination sound COOL?!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dd-alignment-4-flat.pngD&D AlignmentAs a fun experiment, take a moment to classify yourself, then let me know in the comments so I'll be able to interact with you socially.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/alignments-5-flat1.pngThe Nine Alignments of Movieshttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dd-alignments-flat.pngD&D AlignmentsAs a fun experiment, take a moment to classify yourself, then let me know in the comments so I'll be able to interact with you socially.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/axes.pngAxesI'm pretty sure Descartes died graphing on one of these.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/alignments-5-flat.pngAlignments2021-05-05T04:08:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/02/05/easy-a-a-better-late-than-never-review/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/easy-a-slut.jpgEasy A Sluthttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/easy-a-victory.jpgEasy A Victory2011-05-13T04:43:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/04/01/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-review/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/scott-pilgrim-comic-cover.jpgScott Pilgrim Comic Coverhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/scott-pilgrim-drawing.jpgScott Pilgrim Drawinghttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/scott-pilgrim-poster.jpgScott Pilgrim Poster2011-05-13T04:34:17+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/04/07/the-lincoln-lawyer-the-film-that-never-ends/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/the-lincoln-lawyer-badass.jpgDang. He looks cool. I want to be cool.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/the-lincoln-lawyer-poster1.jpgSee, it's named The Lincoln Lawyer because he drives a Lincoln. It's clever or something.2014-09-09T02:48:19+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/04/02/sucker-punch-what-the-hell-happened/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sucker-punch-baby-doll-2.jpgIs she real?https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sucker-punch-baby-doll.jpgSee, she did come up with the plan.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sucker-punch-sweet-pea-2.jpgShe's the real one!2026-03-26T19:04:05+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/03/01/the-nickel-awards-part-1/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nerd-stuff.pngThese things actually do provide happiness.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hot-girl-strip-3.png"I want one"https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hot-girl-strip.png"I want one"https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/scarlett-johansson-black-widow.jpgDroolhttps://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-last-airbender-wallpaper.jpgWorst. Movie. Ever.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/clash-of-the-titans-perseus.jpgHades: "I am a god. I will live forever." Perseus "But not here!"https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/inception-hallway.jpgSo cool, and yet nothing Joseph Gordon-Levitt does could ever compare to Cobra Commander!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hot-tub-time-machine.jpgThey broke the fourth wall AND the fourth dimension!2011-03-01T16:42:56+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/03/01/the-nickel-awards-part-2/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/the-social-network-wallpaper1.jpgHeck, I've made a bunch of enemies and I only have like 700 facebook friends.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/toy-story-3-incinerator.jpgSaddest moment ever.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/true-grit-poster.jpgJeff Bridges nails the cowbow voice.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/inception-wallpaper.jpgThis movie was so good I was sure I was dreaming.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world.jpgThe world never stood a chance.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/the-kings-speech-poster.jpgThe King's S-S-Speech2022-12-20T22:52:58+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/03/01/the-nickel-awards-part-3/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/black-swan-behind-the-scenes.jpgWith Darren's help, the black swan turned into a beautiful...swan?https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/toy-story-3.jpgToy Story 3 may have won, but they were all SO GOOD!https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/natalie-portman-black-swan.jpgWhy did she have to get married?https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/inception-poster.jpgI think Inception may have just planted the idea of it winning in our heads.2013-11-24T03:25:49+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/02/22/the-kings-speech/https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/kings-speech-side-by-side1.pngNot sure if the review deserved such elevated language.https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/king-george-vi-005.jpgKing Georg VI (i.e. Colin Firth)https://thenickelscreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/the-kings-speech-2.jpgThe Biggest Nose in Hollywood2011-02-27T05:44:38+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2011/02/24/on_beating_movies/2013-05-02T21:43:52+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2010/08/05/comics-that-will-never-be-films/2010-07-30T07:53:29+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2010/07/22/the-inception-trilogy/2020-11-08T22:03:54+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/about/2014-04-20T07:23:44+00:00weekly0.6https://thenickelscreen.com/2010/07/05/list-the-51-united-movies-of-america/2010-07-05T08:06:02+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.com/2010/07/05/welcome/2010-09-29T17:19:50+00:00monthlyhttps://thenickelscreen.comdaily1.02026-03-26T19:04:05+00:00